madohomos:

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

image

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Banan

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

What if one day he just says “goodnight.”

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redlobstercult2-thequickening:

"update: i banged him"

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

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corporateaccount:

airzonk:

walmarts:

can this POST get more reblogs than JUSTIN BIEBER?

how does one quantify the net reblog value of Justin Bieber though?

can THIS post get MORE reblogs than JUSTIN bieber?

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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.
Anonymous

oldroots:

im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world

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foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.

peritian:

kingcrackers:

cctvnews:

Giant horse-dragon debuts in France

What do you call a horse with a dragon’s head?

A French artist combined the two and created a giant horse-dragon to celebrate the 50th anniversary of diplomatic ties between China and France.

Read more: http://www.cctvnews.cn/2014/08/27/giant-horse-dragon-debuts-in-france/

You call it a fucking Longma. We have those. That’s right.

Where´s the video of this?

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fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

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aardfish:

i feel like this should have a trigger warning

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